Wednesday, March 30, 2005

The Glory of Shrimp

I know it's not cool to like Red Lobster, but when they're handing out platters of 30 shrimp for just $11.99*, I can't help but be enthused. That's a lotta shrimp, folks. They'll even throw in a salad, baked potato and some addictively tasty cheddar biscuits. But you'd better hurry, because a great deal like this will be gone before you know it - just like the 30 shrimp I could eat in less than the time it took me to write this.

*Prices vary in Hawaii, Canada and Times Square.

3 comments:

jennifer said...

A couple of years ago my mom chipped her tooth on a crab leg at Red Lobster--it was the All You Can Eat Crabfest, and it was worth it!

Anonymous said...

Screw the shrimp. I could make a meal out of dem' dere' biscuits.

hoo-baaah!

Kim said...

Not cool? Dude. Where I'm from, Red Lobster was, like, the place you went for the prom, or for birthdays (but it had to be a significant birthday). I went recently and figured out it was just another chain restaurant with lots of "flair," but it still holds so much mystique in my suburban trash eyes.