15 Steps to a Lazy Saturday

1. Woke up around 9am
2. Dozed in bed for 45 minutes while feeling vague mix of elation and dread about the future
3. Began writing up interview with Van Dyke Parks
4. Re-watched David Leaf documentary Beautiful Dreamer: Brian Wilson and the Story of SMiLE for research
5. Had scrambled eggs, bacon, Husband Pleasin' beans, coffee and a banana for breakfunch
6. Continued writing
7. Got rid of charity telemarketer by telling her I'm in the middle of a divorce
8. Kept writing
9. Got out of pajamas at 5pm
10. Walked in the rain for 45 minutes
11. Went to Barton Creek Mall to see Meet the Fockers with David and Rachel, saw trailer for Passion of the Christ Easter re-release, made snide quip under breath about "new surprise ending," thought I felt someone kick the back of my seat in response, realized that was probably just wishful thinking on my part
12. Noticed I was laughing at things no one else was laughing at and thinking things everyone else laughed at were unfunny
13. Went to Bouldin Creek Coffeehouse, ate grilled cheese sandwich with basil and drank hot cocoa for dinner, played Trivial Pursuit, learned "eating timothy" means "eating grass," not breaking sodomy laws
14. Went back to David and Rachel's, watched half a rerun of Saturday Night Live from before the election, felt generalized sense of sadness and disgust
15. Came home and wrote this lazy little post