Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Horrors of Caffeine-Free Existence

Here’s how I know I’m addicted to caffeine. I’m fasting for a cholesterol test this morning and the lack of coffee is making me tired, achy and bristling with contempt for everything.

I’m never a ball of sunshine in the morning, but just saying yes or no is a chore today. I feel like curling up in a ball under a blanket and disengaging from the planet until I get my steaming cup of fix.

I hope I never have to quit caffeine. That would be ugly.

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