Saturday, January 05, 2008

Beetsolonely Enters Year 3 With Vigorous Thrust

Today is the third anniversary of Beetsolonely. My how we have grown from the legendary first missive, "Is this thing on...or did it fall off while I was dancing?"

As I write this message, thousands of child laborers are toiling in the bowels of sweatshops around the world to develop a massive stockpile of online gee-whizardry for you and yours to chuckle at from the comfort of your cubicle. Who would've thought a pack of cigarettes per child per day could generate so much mirth?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my Investor's Business Daily interview.

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