Thursday, January 17, 2008

For the Bride Who Has Everything

In the course of planning our wedding, Kate and I have stumbled onto a mind-boggling variety of wonderful products that go a long way toward restoring the dignity of marriage in America.

Take custom bridal lingerie, for example. If I was a blushing bride with traditional values, the first thing I'd do is go to and buy some panties with my hubby-to-be's claim duly noted right across the crotch.

What God hath joined together...let no thong put assunder.


Dan said...

Hey cool! You can get a matching one that says "Mother of the Groom!"

Chox said...

"What God hath joined together...let no thong put assunder."

Now that's just awesome writing.