In the course of planning our wedding, Kate and I have stumbled onto a mind-boggling variety of wonderful products that go a long way toward restoring the dignity of marriage in America.Take custom bridal lingerie, for example. If I was a blushing bride with traditional values, the first thing I'd do is go to bridalpartytees.com and buy some panties with my hubby-to-be's claim duly noted right across the crotch.
What God hath joined together...let no thong put assunder.
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Hey cool! You can get a matching one that says "Mother of the Groom!"
"What God hath joined together...let no thong put assunder."
Now that's just awesome writing.
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