Out of the Money

Hunter Darby asked me if I wanted to go watch the opening day of horse races at Manor Downs on Sunday afternoon. Unfortunately, I had to write and rehearse instead.

To his credit, Hunter called from the track and told me to pick a horse. I thought about it for a second and picked the fifth horse in the seventh race. This turned out to be "Tiko Amor," and he finished dead last. He was eight lengths behind the next slowest horse. I guess I don't know how to pick 'em.

I also lost the lottery this weekend.