Don't Bet On Hooter's

Hooter's opened its new Las Vegas casino on February 3 at the old San Remo Hotel.

I can understand how a Hooter's might seem titillating in a town like Waco, but I'm not sure how they're going to compete against other casinos like the Carnival-themed Rio, whose cocktail waitresses are bedecked in fishnet buttfloss that is much more revealing than Hooter's trademark orange shorts.

Unless, of course, the hotel beds come pre-loaded (so to speak) with a real live Hooter's girl, as this photo would have you fantasize. And if that's what you're looking for, there are better places in Nevada to find it (NSFW).

Dammit, I am so TIRED of having my sexuality used against me like this!