Pizza Hut Gives it Away

Pizza, the old adage goes, is a lot like sex - even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

With that in mind, drop on by your participating neighborhood Pizza Hut on Tuesday between 3 and 5pm and they'll set you up with a slice of their new hand-tossed style pizza for absolutely nothing.

Not to look a gift slice in the eye, but what exactly does "hand-tossed style" mean, anyway? Did Pizza Hut develop some newfangled proprietary machine that makes pizza dough with fake hands?

Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer to have my dough tossed by humans.