Monday, February 19, 2007

Welcome Letter from the Hotel Aftermath

Dear Troops,

Thank you so much for signing up to fight our war for us.

We appreciate you risking your lives to protect our freedom. Just look at how often we invoke your sacrifice. From slapping magnetic yellow ribbons on the back of our vehicles to deeming anyone who doubts our glorious motives guilty of treason, we are behind you 110 percent for the duration of this global war on terror.

But make sure you get adequate health care when you arrive back in the States? Get the fuck out of here!

The Republican Party

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