Friday, May 09, 2008

"That was my skull! I'm so wasted!"

Three Houston area teens are in hot water for allegedly digging up a grave, removing a skull from a coffin and using it as a bong.

According to court records, one of the teens actually volunteered this story to police while being interviewed about a stolen debit card. He is being charged with abuse of a corpse, which is not the kind of thing you want on your permanent record.

Guess we need to do a better job of educating our young stoners on what a “head shop” is.


Mulatto Pigeon said...

unfortunately, the three teens involved hail from my home town of humble. as such, i've heard repeatedly over the past few days "what the hell is wrong with people from humble, texas?" truth is, no one knows. there really is something strange in the water out there.

greggae said...

Just from a purely technical perspective: how do you make a bong out of a skull? Not that I am going to try this at home.